Are you there Sass? It's me, Smargaret.

Hey Sass,

Sorry to go all Judy Blume on you, but WHERE ARE YOU?

Did I offend you with my 2 cents? Are you stressed out at work? Or are you too busy canoodling with your schmoopsie-poo to write me a blog-post response?

Because I have a serious dilemma that needs your advice and expertise:

I have a gala dinner to attend tonight and I have no idea what to wear.

Help!

Smargaret.